You May Be Dating A Chaotic IF
Contributed by: Lord Snowtiger
The Top Ten Hints Of Dating A Chaotic.
You May Be Dating a Chaotic IF:
1. You take her to an M.C. Escher showing and she remarks ” Wow! What a great photographer.”
2. A cat vomits in front of your house and she tries to do a “read".
3. During moments of passion she yells out in an ancient Babylonian tongue not heard since 23 B.C.
4. Every time she says “oops” your skin crawls off your body.
5. She cries when the demons die in Van Helsing.
6. She finds baphomets “cute".
7. She giggles during the exorcist.
8. You notice a painting in her house follows you with it’s “eyes” and its a landscape.
9. While out with the boys you check out another woman and suddenly suffer from painful rectal itch.
10. You read this article and only nodded.
Peace be with you