Things you don’t want to hear a chaos magician say
By: Node Fizzgig and Friends
Anyone that is involved with a Chaotic Magician, whether intimately or simply associated with one will understand why some of these statements that a Chaotic Magician might say would raise the hair on the back of your neck to standing up.
- With some slight modification I can make it better
- Anyone seen that tailsman of mine? I seem to have misplaced it
- Parsons was a wanker—Watch this!
- Now it’s time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote and Baphomet
- HELP!
- What you don’t know can’t hurt you, right?
- Don’t worry, everything’s under control
- I know what I am doing
- Trust me
- Hastur, Hastur, Hast—
- OOPS!
- No, I planned this, honest!
- I’m glad you asked
- But the theory is sound
- Yeah, but you should see the other guy
- But if it’s already dead, how can it be a sacrifice?
- Now if only I had some bungee cords
- Then Cthulu showed up
- I really wish I had some chalk right about now
- Everybody needs a hobby, right?