Notice And Request for July 4th, 2006
Notice and Request for July 4th, 2006
By Staff Writer: Paganus Greybeard
Its nearly July 4th, 2006.
Please for the sake of Your Dogs, Cats, Horses and other pets and animal companions keep them inside and under shelter. This is the second (#2) worst day for bullets and firecracker bangs of the entire year. For Your Furred Ones sakes Serve Them and Protect Them and Preserve their Peaceful Quiet.
Put the guns away and leave them put away.
You do not need them.
Put the fireworks away and leave them put away.
You do not need them.
Set aside the booze and enjoy a safe, sane, sensible and sober July 4th.
The Medics, Doctors and Surgeons do not need the extra work.
The Firemen do not need the extra work.
The State Police & Patrols and County and Local Sheriffs and Police most
decidedly do not need the extra work.
Nobody needs the extra hassles, concerns, complications and problems of the
Shots Fired and Motor Vehicle Crash and Structures Burning and most
decidedly they do not need Subject(s) Down. They need none of these extras.
Their daily working lives are complicated and busy enough. Dont give them anything extra.
Lay off the Sauce. You just dont need it.
Stay Clean. Stay Sober.
Stay Home. Stay Safe.
Keep your Dogs and Cats undercover and They will sleep quietly at Your feet in Your laps and You will know a Quiet and Safe and Sane and Sensible July 4th.
Your Cats And Dogs will thank You forever for it.
I was once Security.
This is My State and County and Community.
I live here.
I work here.
I once carried a badge.
I may no longer be in uniform. I may not be in uniform at all.
I am your Magus. I too Serve Preserve Protect Defend.
I just do it in a rather different way now.
I also have My tasks to perform.
I have enough to do already.
I dont need any of this extra July 4th sh*t either.
So dont give Me any
..
Don’t give anybody any.
Let this be a quiet July 4th.
Let nobody blow their hands off.
Let no Dogs or Cats be scared.
Let no Horses and Cows be terrrified by the loud bangs, bright lights
and possible fires.
Let No Harm Be Done At All.
Calm down.
Chill out.
Watch a fireworks and concert show on TV.
There is nearly always a good one from Boston or Washington, D.C.
Your ‘companions’ and ‘familiars’ as well as Your family and friends
will thank You for it.
Take Care.
Stay Safe.
Remain Care & Cautious.
Remain Out of Harm’s Way.
Blessings Be.